bifacts:

Fact: bisexuals have the power to sarcastically vanish into thin air upon hearing someone deny their existence. Unconfirmed reports suggest that this power may also be shared by pansexuals and asexuals.

♥ 12851 — 12 minutes ago on 21 Oct 2014 — via thatgaydragoninmulan (source)

angelwithwormstache:

portablemiah:

benskid:

portablemiah:

illegal immigrants? you mean white people

except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created. 

did you actually just say white people created society in america

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♥ 602135 — 1 hour ago on 21 Oct 2014 — via thatgaydragoninmulan (source)

I would have followed him to hell if he had asked me, and maybe I did.

♥ 2769 — 2 hours ago on 21 Oct 2014 — via ink-phoenix (source)

boopboopbi:

To receive an offer of appointment to the Naval Academy, an applicant must obtain a nomination from an official source. There are many nomination sources and applicants are encouraged to apply to all available sources. This normally includes a U.S. Representative, two U.S. Senators and the Vice President of the United States.

Steve Rogers, whose father is the highest ranking Officer in the US Navy, struggled with who to seek nomination from in a wish to avoid talk of blatant nepotism. Because of his hesitancy, he almost missed the deadline.

Steve Rogers’ nomination ultimately came from the President himself who, initially reluctant to sign at the request of his son, was later convinced to do so by Secretary of State Alexander Pierce.

♥ 63 — 2 hours ago on 21 Oct 2014 — via boopboopbi

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2 hours ago on 21 Oct 2014
originallrose:

Here is a list of companies that will hire felons. Please share this and repost if you know of people who are looking to better their lives and work.

originallrose:

Here is a list of companies that will hire felons. Please share this and repost if you know of people who are looking to better their lives and work.

♥ 20755 — 3 hours ago on 21 Oct 2014 — via ink-phoenix (source)
geardrops:

flange5:

I like to imagine an entire team of Avengers with wrecked nerves, always scanning rooftops for a leaping Cap, certain that ‘someone’ will catch him, because you know, ‘teamwork.’
And who wants to let Cap down? 
Avengers #170 (1978)

#Steve Jumping Off Everything Literally Everything What Could Go Wrong Hey Bucky Wanna See If I Can Make This Jump I Bet I Totally Can

geardrops:

flange5:

I like to imagine an entire team of Avengers with wrecked nerves, always scanning rooftops for a leaping Cap, certain that ‘someone’ will catch him, because you know, ‘teamwork.’

And who wants to let Cap down? 

Avengers #170 (1978)

#Steve Jumping Off Everything Literally Everything What Could Go Wrong Hey Bucky Wanna See If I Can Make This Jump I Bet I Totally Can

♥ 1974 — 3 hours ago on 21 Oct 2014 — via ink-phoenix (source)

caterinasforzas:

“I love that she’s unapologetically badass. There’s no back-story trying to explain something horrible that happened to her that explains who she is. No, that’s just who she is. She just is this person; no explanation needed. Just like men—when a male character comes on screen and is a badass, you just accept it. And I’m hoping that’s what fans do with Rosa. She is who she is and she just doesn’t give a shit.”- Stephanie Beatriz on her character, Rosa Diaz, in Brooklyn Nine-Nine

♥ 21395 — 5 hours ago on 21 Oct 2014 — via ink-phoenix (source)

ukio9:

Brooklyn boys 

♥ 854 — 5 hours ago on 21 Oct 2014 — via romanoffbarton (source)

boopboopbi:

Dugan’s been on duty for seventeen hours by the time he clocks out. He’s put Bucky, who never travels well on planes, to bed an hour before filling out his reports for the week spent traveling back and forth across the continental US and now he’s looking forward to a cold beer and a warm bed.

He’s at the guard house, car keys in hand, when Tommy, one of the night guards, sticks his head through the window and shoots him an apologetic smile. “They need you back at the house,” he says.

Dugan’s exhausted and in no mood to listen to one of Elaine Barnes’s lectures about what her son is and is not allowed to do, nor does he want to hear James Barnes Sr huff and puff about the fact that his heir is more interested in playing the piano than he is in shooting. His shoulders slump and he bites back a groan. “Can it wait till morning?”

Tommy leans back inside the building, then pops his head back out a second later. “Kid’s asking for you.”

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♥ 155 — 6 hours ago on 21 Oct 2014 — via boopboopbi
operationfailure:

My friend Maggie, at the young age of 34, just found out she has a twin, and now it’s up to all of us to help her find them!
I love a mystery!
Please share this photo!

operationfailure:

My friend Maggie, at the young age of 34, just found out she has a twin, and now it’s up to all of us to help her find them!

I love a mystery!

Please share this photo!

♥ 182182 — 7 hours ago on 21 Oct 2014 — via captain-snark (source)
thegestianpoet:

thegestianpoet:

how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos

the holidays are nearing us and let’s just have this festive post once again 

thegestianpoet:

thegestianpoet:

how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos

the holidays are nearing us and let’s just have this festive post once again 

♥ 97286 — 7 hours ago on 21 Oct 2014 — via ijustwanttohugdavidtennant (source)
drtanner-sfw:

rikakuuma:

vulnerate:

the-exercist:

dreamofunconsciousness:

the-exercist:

my-way-to-get-skinny:

Still hungry?

Absolutely!
The average active adult needs 2,000 calories per day in order to function in a safe and healthy manner. If I’m active to the point where I consistently run 1+ hour every day, then it is far more likely that my caloric needs are around 2,400-2,500.
Considering that, a meal of 1,200 calories would perfectly suit my needs. It would supply roughly half of my calorie requirements, which is a God-send since a fast food meal is relatively cheap. It’s a great value, especially if I don’t have much time to cook or have the resources to prepare my own meals!
The average burger is going to supply me with significant protein and carbs. That’s exactly what I’d need in order to build more muscle and have enough energy to make it through a workout. Even the sugar within the meal can be beneficial in supplying me with a boost of energy and can stop me from feeling hungry for a prolonged period of time. Not half bad.
Is this the most healthy meal known to man? Of course not. But it’s still a very reasonable deal and the calorie count is well within the average adult’s daily needs. 
Don’t let calories scare you! You need them. If you were capable of burning off an entire meal within the hour, you’d probably be dead by now.

1200 empty calories in a meal
next to no nutrition. all the calories are sugar and fat. that’s it. you’ll have no energy and have glucose spikes in your blood because the lack of fiber because of the lack of complex carbs. this is diabetes in a meal. 
so no, you should not be hungry for diabetes

Nutritionally, this BK meal contains roughly 28g of protein and 3g of dietary fiber. It potentially also includes 35% of our Vitamin C daily requirements, 2% Vitamin A, 12% calcium, and 27% iron. Of the 1,010 calories (that I could verify directly from the company’s nutritional information guide), only 410 are from fat. That isn’t a terribly significant amount of fat, in the long run, nor are the nutrients small enough to be viewed as negligible.
Eating this will not cause you to get diabetes. Eating this meal is perfectly fine if you do have diabetes, as long as you are able to adjust your insulin intake accordingly. So don’t use an illness as your debate point - Diabetic people are not a prop.

"So don’t use an illness as your debate point - Diabetic people are not a prop." I want that and variations of that on t shirts.

damn, man. Someone just got completely schooled by a nutritionist.

THIS A GOOD POST

drtanner-sfw:

rikakuuma:

vulnerate:

the-exercist:

dreamofunconsciousness:

the-exercist:

my-way-to-get-skinny:

Still hungry?

Absolutely!

The average active adult needs 2,000 calories per day in order to function in a safe and healthy manner. If I’m active to the point where I consistently run 1+ hour every day, then it is far more likely that my caloric needs are around 2,400-2,500.

Considering that, a meal of 1,200 calories would perfectly suit my needs. It would supply roughly half of my calorie requirements, which is a God-send since a fast food meal is relatively cheap. It’s a great value, especially if I don’t have much time to cook or have the resources to prepare my own meals!

The average burger is going to supply me with significant protein and carbs. That’s exactly what I’d need in order to build more muscle and have enough energy to make it through a workout. Even the sugar within the meal can be beneficial in supplying me with a boost of energy and can stop me from feeling hungry for a prolonged period of time. Not half bad.

Is this the most healthy meal known to man? Of course not. But it’s still a very reasonable deal and the calorie count is well within the average adult’s daily needs. 

Don’t let calories scare you! You need them. If you were capable of burning off an entire meal within the hour, you’d probably be dead by now.

1200 empty calories in a meal

next to no nutrition. all the calories are sugar and fat. that’s it. you’ll have no energy and have glucose spikes in your blood because the lack of fiber because of the lack of complex carbs. this is diabetes in a meal. 

so no, you should not be hungry for diabetes

Nutritionally, this BK meal contains roughly 28g of protein and 3g of dietary fiber. It potentially also includes 35% of our Vitamin C daily requirements, 2% Vitamin A, 12% calcium, and 27% iron. Of the 1,010 calories (that I could verify directly from the company’s nutritional information guide), only 410 are from fat. That isn’t a terribly significant amount of fat, in the long run, nor are the nutrients small enough to be viewed as negligible.

Eating this will not cause you to get diabetes. Eating this meal is perfectly fine if you do have diabetes, as long as you are able to adjust your insulin intake accordingly. So don’t use an illness as your debate point - Diabetic people are not a prop.

"So don’t use an illness as your debate point - Diabetic people are not a prop." I want that and variations of that on t shirts.

damn, man. Someone just got completely schooled by a nutritionist.

THIS A GOOD POST

♥ 94503 — 8 hours ago on 21 Oct 2014 — via ijustwanttohugdavidtennant

\(*T▽T*)/

♥ 2838 — 9 hours ago on 21 Oct 2014 — via felicitysmock (source)

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

i hope this woman lives forever

♥ 305604 — 9 hours ago on 21 Oct 2014 — via ibock (source)